My comment on a blog was censored. Nope. It's nobody you know.
I related a story about how, on an eighth grade field trip, a young brown haired dimpled faced girl (who shall remain nameless) decided that the prominently carved marble genitalia of a particularly large statue was a good place to hang her empty Twinkie wrapper and my comment was blocked for questionable material.
That was a relevant story with valuable metaphoric connotations. What were those valuable metaphoric connotations? I don't remember. I am too busy laughing hysterically that I, me, this person in front of you, the person whose blog you are reading, the person who nary pens or speaks a foul word ever, GOT CENSORED!
To quote Ted and Terry (not Jack Sparrow cuz he didn't write these words, he only spoke them), "Funny ol' world, ain't it?"