Saturday, June 24, 2006
Keith Richards to do POTC 3
Can it really be true? The on again, off again rumors have circulated for as long as I can remember. Is it for real this time? The Toronto Star says he'll film his POTC 3 role in August and even quotes Jerry Bruckheimer, Gore Verbinski, and Terry Rossio. Not too difficult to picture Keith Richards in pirate get up. Maybe he'll be using some of that trademarked Jack Sparrow eye liner and eyebrow pencils that Todd told us about. I once thought Pirates of the Caribbean M&M's were the ultimate indication that a film had reached ultimate uber mega marketing proportions, but bringing a rock music legend to the cast? Yeah, I don't know what can top that -- except maybe Papa Sparrow pirate panties to throw at the giant screen. Size 7, please.